Amarillo Radio DJ Found With Ties To Illuminati

The Illuminati is an ancient secret society that is supposedly pulling the strings of every world leader. Last night, I became a member of this secret order.

I was shocked when the powerful and dangerous Illuminati reached out to me via Instagram with an invitation to join the brotherhood. How could I refuse?

I answered their questions, filled out a form, and took the oath. They even asked that I provide two current photos.

I was then informed I would have to contact the Grand Master via Whatsapp, and I could only refer to him as Father. I just called him, Daddy.

I did have to explain that I couldn't download Whatsapp because of all the Corgi memes I have. I even shared some with my new brother in the Illuminati.

Hopefully Daddy is understanding about my cute doggos so I can buy their cheap jewelry. I could really use a new chain.

Be careful out there. These fools want one thing only, money you worked for. Don’t give it to them.