Amy Sciarretto
Stealing Soda from McDonald’s Earns Man a Trip to Jail
Don’t try and steal a dollar’s worth of soda from McDonald’s.
Paul McCartney, Bruce Springsteen Sign on For Jimmy Fallon’s New Comedy Album
Classic rockers like Paul McCartney, Bruce Springsteen and more are planning to participate in the always hilarious Jimmy Fallon’s first comedy album in a decade. The comedian/late night talk show host/former ‘SNL’ star will release ‘Blow Your Pants Off,’ his first comedy disc since 2002′s ‘The Bathroom Wall.’ Clearly, Fallon has friends in high places.
Japanese Mice Hold Cure For Bald Dudes
Good news for the follically challenged. Researchers at Japan’s Tokyo University of Science conducted tests on hairless mice, implanting bioengineered follicles created from stem cells into their skin. Hair then grew on the mice, which means that a cure for baldness could be on the horizon.
Do Women and the Elderly Cause More Car Accidents Than Men and the Young?
A recent study of accidents involving the gas pedals of vehicles yielded some age and gender-specific results.
Kurt Cobain Was Working on His ‘White Album’ When He Died
As former Hole guitarist Eric Erlandson continues the promo tour for his book, ‘Letters to Kurt,’ he’s been dropping bombshells about his experiences with the late Kurt Cobain. The latest is both touching and heartbreaking — it recounts what could have been.
New York Trio Arrested for Hoarding 134 Cats and…SWEET LORD LOOK AT THOSE MUGSHOTS!
Five cats seems like a lot to manage. Fifteen seems excessive but we still dated that woman for over a month. Fifty would appear to be utterly unmanageable. But 134?
Woman Retires 1964 Mercury After 576,000 Miles
Quick, what’s the first thing that comes to mind when you think of a 1964 Mercury Comet Caliente with 576,000 miles on it? You probably envisioned it being restored, housed in a glass case a la Cameron’s dad’s Ferrari in ‘Ferris Bueller’s Day Off,’ right? It’s surely not street legal or safe any longer, right? Wrong.
Women Make Noise During Sex to Get You to Hurry Up
Studies show that most women make noise (and lots of it) when engaging in sexual intercourse. It’s not because they’re nearing orgasm. Those loud moans are more of an effort to make you feel good about yourself and the size of your package and because she wants you to hurry the hell up.
New York Man ‘Grows’ Six Inches Thanks to Leg-Lengthening Surgery
Size does matter to some men, like New Yorker ‘Apotheosis.’ He has a big name – a pseudonym- and a small problem…literally. At five foot, six inches, the 37-year-old was shorter than most men and opted for a costly, cosmetic and incredibly painful limb-lengthening procedure so that he could add six inches onto his frame.
Louis Vuitton Condoms Make Sex Safe and Classy
The Louis Vuitton purses down on Canal Street in Chinatown in Manhattan (where merchants take you into secret rooms and have you fearing for a second that you’ll be abducted and sold into slavery, never to be heard from again) aren’t the only things that are fake. That story about the famed, luxe French fashion house bringing its recognizable “LV” logo to the condom market? Faker than a porn star
Van Halen ‘Hot for Teacher’ Video Star Lillian Muller Resurfaces
The sexy educator from Van Halen‘s famous ‘Hot for Teacher’ video has resurfaced. Her name is Lillian Muller and she followed her modeling career with a gig as an inspirational speaker, personal health consultant and author.
Turns Out Being Drunk and Sleepy Can Do Wonders for Your Creativity
Normally, being drunk and tired impairs your motor skills (no driving in either case, please) and causes you to make questionable decisions (beer goggle hook ups or passing out in the middle of a Wendy’s) but boozing it up and skipping sleep can also boost your creativity. No joke.