Unabashed lover of large breasts, pornography, foul mouths, and loud music. Childhood diagnosis of Oppositional Defiant Disorder is possibly related to current position as Associate Editor and only female employee at GuySpeed.
Jackie Mancini
Go Here: Rattlesnake Saloon in a Cave in Alabama
If you've ever wanted to hull up in a bar and hibernate, what better place to do it than inside of an actual cave?
This Day in History — First Can of Beer is Sold
It's almost the weekend, which is my favorite time to crack open a can of...well, if I'm honest, these days it's usually PBR. Times are tough, but not as tough as they probably were before this day in 1935, when the Gottfried Krueger Brewing Company delivered it's first batch of 2,000 cans of Krueger's Finest Beer and Cream Ale to one of my favorite cities in America: the dirty river city of Richm
This Day in History — ‘The A-Team’ Debuted on TV
On this day in 1983, we learned a valuable moral lesson about human compassion from a very large, loud man in gold chains: We learned to pity fools.
Go Here: El Cosmico in Marfa, TX
Ever since I saw Baz Luhrmann's magical 1996 interpretation of 'Romeo and Juliet,' I've romanticized the idea of living in a weird desert trailer park. Now that I'm a grown up, the idea of permanent residence in one is slightly less appealing, but El Cosmico is a communal outpost in the deserts of West Texas that lets you pretend for the night.
Bury Us at Funeraria López, The Sexiest Funeral Home Ever
We have some questions for this Mexican funeral home. Go on, watch. We'll wait.
Binder Clip Benny — Hot Mess of the Day
Location: Venice Beach, CA
Occupation: Assistant Manager at Staples
Hobbies: Collecting human gasps.
Skills: Stretching everything to it's absolute limit.
His Motto: “Binder? I hardly know her!"
Burgers With a Side of Safe Sex — Best Combo Meal Ever?
There are only so many ways to make a hamburger new and unique, and there are even less ways that taste good (for example, pizza burgers are disgusting). If you're a burger joint who wants to stand out, sometimes your ad campaign is your best bet, but this Australian company is feeling the flame-broiled heat, because they didn't play it "safe."
Useless and Biased Study Proves Nothing About Sex on the First Date [OPINION]
A new "science" study claims that sex on the first date may harm relationships, but when we asked it to elaborate, it backed away slowly while we stared at it. It was weird.
Kids are the Funniest Humans on Earth and This Tumblr is Proof
'David After the Dentist' recently broke 116 Million views on YouTube. This is pretty solid proof that little kids are a lot funnier than adults, and we've found the ultimate collection of kids being hilarious.
Put Down the Axe — Good Advice For Murderers and Body Spray Lovers Alike
Please, stop using Axe Body Spray. You're ruining everything.
OK Stupid, Time to Get Better at Online Dating
Online dating has become pretty standard practice these days, but many people still can't seem to master the art of the mating dance. Fortunately for us, this resulting Tumblr tag provides plenty of laughs, and also helps us know what not to say. Not that we need the help, or anything (we do).
In a Strange and Unexpected Turn of Events, Drunk Man Desires Sex
As we all know, drinking makes you temporarily smarter and much more clever. When sauced up, one is typically prone to acts of prolific research, groundbreaking scientific innovations, and intense spiritual discovery. That's why this South Carolina man's very different reaction to intoxication has us completely stumped.