How Many of These Naughty Nicknames for Texas Towns Have You Heard?
A nickname is something that you don't usually get to choose. It can be good or bad, but it's typically given by someone else and you're just stuck with it.
Whether you have a silly-sounding last name that is easy to poke at, or some embarrassing moment dubbed you a glorious nickname, it is what it is. The same can be said for nicknames we give our beloved Texas towns.
Here are some of the nastiest nicknames Texans use to refer to their beloved homelands. Beware: some are NSFW.
Naughty Nicknames for 21 Texas Towns
Also, I'd like to state for the record, that although I asked my buddies to share with me their favorite TEXAS nicknames, everyone needed to mention their favorite Oklahoma nicknames: Broke-la-homa, and Joke-la-homa.
(There you go, guys. Poor Oklahoma can't ever catch a break.)
There are a million more terrible and hilarious nicknames for towns in Texas, and if you have a good one, we would love to hear it. You can share it with us below in a comment or on our Facebook page.
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