WATCH: Elderly Man Goes Buck Wild in Texas Walmart Brawl

There's never a dull moment in Wal-Mart, boys and girls.

I've seen some of the craziest crud go down while browsing for coffee creamer. Wal-Mart is the great equalizer. No matter who you are, rich or poor, young or old, when you're shopping in Wal-Mart, you're just the same as the next guy. It's part of the experience. It's the only place I truly don't mind being seen in my Cookie Monster jammies.

We hate it. We love it. We desperately need it. It's cheap and convenient like truck stop hookers and Ramen noodles.

Oh, and the fights.

A wild fight between a young man and an elderly man broke out in the self-checkout lane of a Wal-Mart store in Plano, Texas yesterday.

It's unclear what started the scuffle. What's very clear, is that despite age, the elderly fellow still has a lot of fight in him. He even got creative in the heat of the moment and charged his opponent with a shopping cart.

We all know there's nothing worse than taking a cart to the shins and ankles, thanks to good old Mom rushing us through the toy section during shopping trips to avoid being begged for another box of Legos. (Have you seen how expensive they are?! Holy moly...)

Take a peek at the video below, posted to X by Dallas Texas TV, for a little taste of that sweet sweet Wal-Mart charm we all know and love: