What happens when you are given a stay at home order with 2 dogs, 3 kids, a beautiful wife, and a little one on the way? You end up bringing back the mullet.

Look, the barbershops and salons that I love are not considered "essential," no matter how much I disagree. Next to a buzz cut, the mullet looked like a fairly simple process that I could get through on my own. So that's what I did.

Charlie Mullet Cut

Except I don't know that it is technically a mullet. While I wanted a party in the back, it looks more like a group of no more than 10 people. I came away looking more like an extra from Jersey Shore than Joe Dirt.

I've had my fair share of adventures into fashion madness. You've seen me dress as Dr. Frankenfurter, watched as I wore a bra for an entire day, witnessed Todd Wienecke come to life right before your eyes. I even wore thong jeans. No obstacle is too challenging for me. In fact, this might be my biggest fashion statement yet.

I can only hope that Kenny Powers would be proud of my efforts.

Life is meant to be lived, so live it! If you want to rock a sequined shirt with your chest hair flying in the wind, you do it. (we're looking at you Tiger King) don't be afraid to let your natural instincts loose.

We are in the middle of a pandemic, the least we can do is create a few smiles. It feels like that's the only way we'll all get through to the other side of going "all in" with our sanity intact.

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